I was reading cyclicio.us this morning and encountered Fritz's amusement and a link for purchasing milk from amazaon.com. For some reason, it is disturbing to think of ordering milk over the internet through Amazon, $69.99 was the lowest price for a gallon. However, as has happened in the past, I suspect that this is a humor product that was put in the catalog. I recall a listing for Men's Clean Underwear several years ago when clothing started appearing on the store. Reading through the comments on the item was awesome. Between the user provided photos such as Tusken Raiders and cow udders, and the user contributed comment, this is a fantastic listing. Among the comments are a re-envisioning of Poe's The Raven as well as text that would be at home in a romance novel.
Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
Though, you know, if they partnered with local companies in select markets, like Munroe Dairy in Rhode Island, which has order submission over the internet , it could be a real product.
And more humor, in the "also viewed" section, a "Badonkadonk tank". Perhaps due to having had my mind shifted to gutter mode by the name of the item, I kept giggling loudly at the perceived innuendos of the description.