Fun Cycling Read

I haven't flipped this far over into the loony/hardcore side of cycling (though I might if I get a trainer)...

Ride your fixed gear bike on your trainer in your driveway
after 9:00PM in sub 50 degree weather in a steady rain until your body
temperature elevates to the point that the moisture on you and in your
cycling clothing begins to convert to steam and it looks like you are
on fire without flames.

From Masiguy: Words of advice;